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Why do soccer players think the sport is the best in the world? For one the sport is no contact sport; if you run into someone too hard you get a penalty (or card as it is termed) then the rest of the game is kicking the ball up and down the field for 80+ boring minutes. I mean 3 goals total in one game is considered a high scoring game, that is pathetic. Then for those guys who make the comment that hockey players are wimps for wearing padding have a mental deficency that rivals Rainman. I would love to see these so called tough soccer players take a 60+ MPH (assuming we are talking amateur; 90+ if pro) slapshot anywhere on there body from a solid RUBBER puck and then come talk to me about not using pads. Yeah, cause taking a shot from a Leather, soft core soccer at 40+ (60+ pro) MPH kick really hurts more, thats ******* histerical. Then, i think i saw someone say that you dont need to wear pads to check. once again you go strap on some skates and take a check at full speed and let me know how it was after you wake up from your coma. SOCCER SUCKS! | | The only reason soccer is popular is because its a poor people sport. Think about it, all you need is a ball and some trees or poles and you can play it. Hockey is in a league above soccer. Hell anyone can play soccer. all you do is kick a ball and its not that hard to aim. I'd like to see the soccer players step onto the ice and try to play hockey. Everyone thinks its so easy to play hockey. Watch the new pros vs joes 2 on SPIKE TV if you have it. It will feature a hockey player claude lemeiux. It will air next thursday Feb 1. It will finally put to rest the fact that normal people cant play hockey and that hockey players are tougher then most. GO WINGS | Alot Confused...Would Really Really Appreciate Some Advise/Help? hiya.
im just gonna jump straight in here cause i dunno how to start it off any nicer, this is going to seem kinda weird but its got me feeling so crap.
so i have a boyfriend and i love him to absolute bits, he means so much to me its unreal and i believe he loves me too, as he has demonstrated and told me. But see, he likes shemales....they're like his ultimate fetish and well....since i am in no way a dude i cant fulfill it for him and he's not into the strap on thing before any of you suggest :L but he really really likes them and pictures ******* them and stuff and its horrible :( i feel so crap cuz, he likes a dude/girl thing and its strange, but wait dont get me wrong i dont have anything against them at all. I think they're beautiful and deserve to be viewed as whatever they please...but he pictures ******* them? he pictures ******* other girls too. we're really open and very sexual together but its like its one sided, im not allowed to have pictures of other guys and look at other guys and say they're hot but when we're together and if we're on the internet together he'll see a girl he thinks it hot or good looking and tell me this....and saves the picture for his 'porn folder'. i am very sensitive and silly but i didnt know how to feel...when he does this stuff i just feel so crap, like my self esteem just plummets every time? its getting so bad that i just don't feel attractive at all anymore, i just feel ugly the whole time because all these other girls are hot and he tells me frequently, he even does it in front of his friends and it just makes me feel worse!
now, i don't ever want to be one of those girlfriends that says no you cant have porn, because i know hes a guy, and guys do that. guys have porn that they like to look and and get off too, but it just gets at me so much. especially the she male thing, i mean what can i do about that but he expresses a great love for them....although he too worries i'll go off him or think he's gay because of it. and i wont.....its just strange. the other day i asked him if he would like it if i pictured ******* other guys when i get off and he said no, he's very jealous. but how then do i have to put up with him looking at other girl so the internet while i ****/suck him off?
i don't know if im being incredibly selfish here, i'll never say to him that i want him to stop with the porn because that would be horrible.....but i dunno how much longer i can cope with being told other girls are 'so hot' and him saying 'i would wreck her' yano?
these girls are, girls on the internet such as amateurs/porns/actresses not just girls in the street....that's also what makes me think im over reacting.
i know he loves me, i know it because of all the **** he's had to put up with from me when he could have walked away.
i dunno....i really just wanted to tell someone about it to get it out and maybe feel better.... and i know i should talk to him but i just don't know how to go about it yet that's all. i will do it however.
but yeah if any of you could...i dunno say something or give me reassurance or tell me im being an idiot then that's be great....
thanks | Hi.
I AM SURE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, you are a very nice and caring girl and i can see you struggle and care about your boyfriend's feelings and want to please him.
BUT
trust me when i say this i used to be addicted to pornography
porn is an endless cycle I NEVER FELT FULFILLED
i would masturbate 4-6 times a day watch video after video and see so many fantasy girls
just the way i liked them big boobs and etc
but my mind was corrupted all i could think about was sex and these fantasy girls
PORN is very sick and twisted and ADDICTING what im trying to say is that your boyfriend will never be happy he needs JESUS to free him from his ADDICTION there is nothing else or no one else that can free him from porn
here is more information about who Jesus is and how to accept him into your life
www.gotquestions.org/personal-Savior.html
Please feel free to email me if you have any questions niloj313nvcal@gmail.com | LGBT:How to deal with this 10th grader lesbian! whenever i cross the hall, she does this in front of everybody? OK i'm a 9th grader. Whenever i come to school, i cross the hall and this 10th grader who always stares at me with a smug on her face when she sees me, she and her friends come to me and this girl winks then smiles at me.. after that she'll pull me and embarass me slapping my butt or kisses me on the lips! she's my first kiss btw...waaahh!!!! or by hugging me with her big ******* breasts in my face! and when i get to my class, those shitty delinquents and "fans" get jealous saying don't mess with her becuz she's too hot for me!? omg, she's the one messing with me! ugh.. amateurs.. (am i the only one seeing this?).
well she isn't really the bitchy type.. actually when i saw her in the canteen, there was this little boy being bullied and she chased them away then she gave the boy the candy she bought to stop the little boy from crying. She seems rally nice when i'm not around..but still...
And there were rumors that she really liked me.. i am a closet les but i don't think she gave a good start...
So on Friday, we're gonna overnight on her villa to get started on our 1st project and said that she'll be expecting me...
I'm afraid on what she might do
heLp?... | That is DEFINITELY harassment, and if it bothers you, report her.
If you do fancy her (it wasn't clear) then by all means, ask her out, but tell her not to do that!
When you go over to her house, if you're freaked out, you could always float around by the adults. That helps with most sticky situations, but it can make you feel a bit wimpy.
If she's a generally nice person, then she might just listen to you if you ask her to stop.
Hope this helps, sorry if it doesn't. | The pandit said taurus and capricorn cant be? Okay so about 8 months ago me and my boyfriend started going out. And a couple months later i got this horrible rash on my face that still hasn't gone away. After making various trips to the doctor my mom advised we go to our family pandit. As soon as we got there he looked at me and smiled you know why this happened confused and scared I said no? He took me in the room and told me that taurus's soul mates are pieces and some other signs I told him that I was talking to a capricorn and he said it wouldn't work and that my rash would be like this. Could someone please tell me if this is bull **** or true I'm so broken because of my face I am also an amateur model this is really ******* with me and I need help fast and bad. | | I think this is bull and you should go to a dermatologist. You might be allergic to something like a scrub, lotion, or makeup you use. What does it look like? Being with someone that isn't born in a certain month hasn't done that to anyone else that I am aware of, and I don't think it can. See a dermatologist. | Is this a good rap verse? I'm a true emcee, I've been forged in the fire,
Forced to retire, but never been coerced to conspire.
You call that the ******* worst verse, don't you know what hurts worse,
You drive up to the nursery in a ******* hearse first.
You know I spit hot tracks, ************,
But I'm not black like Darius Rucker.
They call me a comedian like Jon Lajoie,
Like Berlusconi, I need a ménage a trois.
You can't perform simple tasks, you're a sucker,
Like conformists hide behind a mask, ************.
See the self-mutilation, disdainment of this generation.
Your favorite ************* war movie's Birth Of A Nation.
Call me an amateur, but I know how to rap, *****,
Hit all of your evil peoples, Desert Eagle in the back, *****. | It's good, but you should also get the book "How to Rap: The Art & Science of the Hip-Hop MC", it has interviews with over 100 famous rappers and has tons of advice and techniques in it -
www.amazon.com/How-Rap-Art-Scienc…
howtorapbook.com | Found some dodgy pictures and a sloppy message on my dads phone? I broke my phone and borrowed his. Being the nosey ***** I am I went through his phone. Looking through the messages I found one off another woman. 'Cant believe I found someone like you blah blah' forgot the rest as it was a few weeks ago and hes since had his phone back. Thought nothing more of it as it used to be his mates phone and thought maybe it wasn't deleted when he bought it.
Then going through his photos I saw a few of female genitalia which fair enough I didn't expect a lot else from him but they looked too amateur for my liking and the photo number (IMG0035 etc) went along with the next few, meaning he took it.Furtherr along a haggard old ***** was sucking a dick, also an IMG00__ photo number.
He 'works' away a lot and he went drinking with mates on a tuesday night whilst my mums on holiday. Now that strikes me as very ******* odd.
Question is, how do I confront my Dad? Ive got a very short fuse when it comes to someone pissing any of my family off. don't want to break my family up but if he has been cheating which is very ******* likely I want nothing to do with him. | | Well...if your mum's on holiday without your dad, that might be an indication that something is already off with their relationship. You can confront your dad about the messages and the pics but he's most likely going to blow you off and tell you to mind your own business. If your parents are "happy" with the current arrangement, don't mess it up by bringing up stuff that will surely cause a commotion and possibly break up the family. | New songwriter here, critique my lyrics? "Your Slates Not Clean" please critique? new at this? I'm a fairly new song writer, im an amateur. I would love to perfect lyric writing one day. So please critique this. I've also recently been through a very short relationship, but fell hard and fast and, well, it has been incredibly hard lately. I guess the song will explain it. So any advice for that is great too. I'd love these set to music in the Pop Punk genre. I love Hit The Lights, New Found Glory, etc.
I have to admit with this song i don't like the chorus nearly as much as the verses, pre-chorus, and bridge. :/
Your Slates Not Clean
Slit your throat
Cut your wrists
'Cause your sorries are far and few
Watch blood drip
For every heart
You messed up, played with, ripped in two
Pre-chorus:
You hurt me (Yeah!)
You broke me (Yeah!)
Payback, playback, my time now!
You used me (Yeah!)
You loved me (Lies!)
Left me, wondering, I wonder how
Chrous:
We all fall for your lies,
Yeah how you wrapped our hearts up tight,
And twisted them,
And turned them,
And just walked away.
We all believed what you said,
Yeah those three words so guillable,
What a liar,
What a cheat,
Not a word you say...
Is true!
Hope you bleed,
Your heart dies,
'Cause your sure as hell too happy now
Cry your eyes
Out all the time
One day, I hope, You think about how
Pre-chorus:
You hurt me (Yeah!)
You broke me (Yeah!)
Payback, playback, my time now!
You used me (Yeah!)
You loved me (Lies!)
Left me, wondering, I wonder how
Chrous:
We all fall for your lies,
Yeah how you wrapped our hearts up tight,
And twisted them,
And turned them,
And just walked away.
We all believed what you said,
Yeah those three words so guillable,
What a liar,
What a cheat,
Not a word you say...
Is true!
Bridge:
So find your backbone,
And just think back,
To all the hearts you wrecked,
To all the lies you said.
I hope your alone,
And you have no one,
You act like you've done nothing,
But your slates not ******* clean!
Pre-chorus:
You hurt me (Yeah!)
You broke me (Yeah!)
Payback, playback, my time now!
You used me (Yeah!)
You loved me (Lies!)
Left me, wondering, I wonder how
Chrous:
We all fall for your lies,
Yeah how you wrapped our hearts up tight,
And twisted them,
And turned them,
And just walked away.
We all believed what you said,
Yeah those three words so guillable,
What a liar,
What a cheat,
Not a word you say...
Is true! | | I loved it! The bridge was my fave! I really don't have anything to critique, this was pretty darn amazing! Well done :) | I fought with someone today because of road rage? could i be fined? I was at a 7/11 quickie mart in Los Angeles. I had to drive through an alley way to get on to the main street. I drive a large 15" lifted truck. As I was driving through the alley way, there was a 2004 Toyota Camry parked literally in the middle of the alley way. As I was driving slowly to make sure I didn't scrape my truck on a wall or hit the camry parked inthe middle of the alley. The Mother F**Ker had the nerve to yell out "Learn how to drive you fa*got." I was with my girlfriend, she saw him directly say that and said to just drive away. I put my foot on the break. Parked. And got out of my truck and said "Excuse me? What did you say?"... He obviously didnt say anything. I said "Hey, I was driving slow to make sure I didnt scrape my truck on your little car parked in the middle of the damn alley." He said get back in your car. ( he was a wanna be cholo mexican ). I shouldnt have gotten upset. But, I am a certified boxer in the state of california ( amateur ) . I hit him once in front of his girlfriend and literally knocked him out on the first punch. And I followed up with a few more punches while he was out screaming "Realise what you say, because you might just be ******* around with the wrong person". His girlfriend was telling me to get off, which I did. Got back in my truck and went home. Could I be sued or given jail time if they got my license plate?
And to back myself up...
I have never fought with anyone on the street or started a fight with anyone in my life. He just made me look like a wuss in front of my girlfriend. I am 21 years old. He was a dumb wanna be tatted up cholo.
Was I in the wrong? I was being polite? | | Of course you can. I don't see what makes you think you wouldn't or what makes you think you were in the right. | What do i do if my lead singer is the drummer? Well I have a band... We've played live in some festivals and stuff...
But I have a problem... We kinda play songs from The Doors to ******* Lamb of God and Iron Maiden...
We're:
Lead Guitar (Me)
Rythm Guitar
Keyboard
Bass
Drummer (The best singer n drummer)
Well the drummer lead singer can't do both things "outstanding" at the same time... So well must of the time he plays and sings just fine.... But some songs like "Given up" by Linkin Park just don't seem to be possible playing drums and screaming
He's an amazing grunge-deathmetal-satanic-portal-opener lead singer
And one of the best drummers too.... But He can't do both, and most of the band members know nothing about singing and can barely do backing vocals on the chorus.
I can handle songs as lead singer and get some amateur screams but my guitar kinda drives the band so i need to be there... me and the drummer can't leave our spots but from all the band members in here someone needs to sing and you know in live performances to get better energy and stuff i think people like better a singer with a mic on the hand jumping around and interacting... Than a guitar dude standing there like a statue singing or a singer that you can't see because the drum set hides him...
So what do i do here? | You're question had a lot of words. I am very drunk. I can not read that many words. I simply suggest this. Do not panic. Share the load. Get famous.
Bands with singing drummers include:
The Band (hands down the most talented American band of the hippie days)
The Eagles (hands down the most over played and tired band in the history of rock)
Genesis
Quite possibly the most successful touring band of all time The Grateful Dead had virtually no stage presence and most concerts featured the band members staning near statue like on stage for the entire show. Focus on the sound and the quality of the songs. It doesn't matter what it looks like if it rocks. | Ok So... Chord Theory? Okay, so I'm an amateur Bassist, and I've been playing for about a year. Now, I'm fine with Change-ups, and walks, and all that Jazz, But I've always been a big Metal Head, and since listening to Anesthesia and Orion by Cliff Burton, I've found that Arpeggiated Chords sound ******* amazing on a decent bass guitar.
The issue?
Besides forming Basic Triads along the 1st 3rd and 5th notes of any given scale, and of course, power chords, which everyone knows aren't actually chords, I have no clue how to make chords, nor do I have any Idea of how to set up epic chord progressions. I've been learning different Modes, but even so, Progressions escape me, because I guess I just don't know what I should be arpeggiating in that manner, or what a suspended or diminished or augmented chord is. I look at stuff I find and just go "Okay, what is that, and what does that have to do with playing notes?"
Anyway I'm looking for good sites that can teach me what I want to know, preferably without a load of useless BS in between, that's to the point, and one that doesn't make me pay for instruction. Also, if possible, something without sheet music, or a site where it's optional would be nice.
Is there anything out there, or am I just SOL.
P.S. I do have Two six strings, and if necessary, I can learn theory via those, if necessary. I'd just prefer to learn on bass, as it's my instrument of choice.
Anyway, any help/links would be awesome. | Chord theory is very vast. the chord tells you the 3 or 4 notes you should be playing to get that chord sound.
Perhaps this will tell you.
www.museweb.com/ag/chord_form.htm… |
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